Lisa Lampanelli, who Howard Stern calls ?a true original and a brilliant comedy mind,? reveals all in Chocolate, Please, a jaw-droppingly hilarious, politically incorrect memoir on everything from relationships, food, and fat to why once you go black, you never go back. The gutter-mouthed, Grammy-nominated comedienne happily dishes on nearly everything?from why all white women should date black men to the virtues of codependency to how to turn a stick of butter into parental love and attention?delightedly skewering all topics with equal fervor, herself included.